Internet Berating

Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.

05 September 2011

From Mr Spelling

Wouldnt av sed u wer 30 from yor pic sweetie.

Dear Mr Spelling. Thanks for your email. Pictures aside, I wouldn't have said you were 32 from your writing either. Are you literally a moron? Yours, literately.

PS. Your village has just rung. They want you back.

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Anonymous12 February 2013 at 07:05
Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha I get so many messages like this and I'd love to use your response! Nina
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05 September 2011

From Mr Spelling

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