strong gentl eman says hello
Dear Mr Strong Gentleman. Thanks for your email. Highly strung, marginally hungover, grammatically fascist, over opinionated and underwhelmed lady says thanks, but no thanks. Yours, regrettably
PS. For future reference, writing in the third person isn't always the best idea...
http://internet-berating.blogspot.com/2010/08/from-mr-third-person.html
Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.
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Dear Grammar Fascist.
ReplyDeleteOver-opinionated should be hyphenated.
Yours, fascistically
Good point, well made. I would remedy it now, but then your comment would be redundant. I see that as a small amount of moral high ground.
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