wow you have to have the best profile ive read not that ive read lots mind lol..not sure what to say after reading yours im speachless ill try a joke then...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe But what does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
hope that got you to smile at least.. please feel free to ask anything about me if you like
Dear Mr Funny. Thanks for your email. Well, since you've opened the floor up to questions, I may as well fire away:
1. What is it with 'lol'? Are you some prepubescant trying not to overdo their character limit on a text as they're running out of credit and mum's cut their pocket money?
2. What is your aversion to the humble apostrophe? What has it ever done for you, apart from making anything you write make more sense and have grammatical propriety?
3. And why do you think I would like to read a joke cut and pasted from a greetings card? And it's clearly cut and pasted as your syntax during said joke is perfect, unlike the preamble and post-amble. Yours, unamusedly.
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