Hi are you sitting comfortable then i give you a wink and a hug
Dear Mr Remotely Tactile. Thanks for your email. I was sitting comfortably until I read your missive. I am now sitting in a certain amount of discomfort with the feeling I have been in some way violated by a virtual stranger in my own home, and an eye on the door in case you and your brown suede-esque jacket, sex pest sunglasses and receding hairline walk in and attempt real life winking and hugging. Please don't do that again. Ever. Yours, rather uncomfortably.
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