From Mr Random Stream of Consciousness

How are you sweet heart? I am mrrandom streamofconsciouness near heathrow. I am good looking 6ft 1 tall. I am easy going caring romantic. like holding hands cuddles very good kisser. I am good lover too if we got that spark. darling I like pubs restaurants but not into clubbing. I can cook nice curry lol. I am polite friendly person .will treat you with respect make you smile. let's try if I can make you smile try this. sit on chair now lift your right foot of ground and spin clockwise. now lift your right arm and try writing number 6 in air with your right hand index fingure. keep an eye on your put whet you try to write it will start going anticlockwise. its funny now stop laughing and start typing. darling I am looking for fship romance. I am not into one night stands but don't want to rush into full on rship. looking for good friend lover with both our freedom may leed to rship in time. love to be friends get to know you meet for drink.pls get back mrrandomstreamof consciousness@ hotmail.com 0780* *** *** love mrrandomstreamof consciousness. darling hope you having good day and will get back love mrrandomstream of consciousness. darling I am seprated been hurt so need loving too .i am not perfect as every body got good and bad points, I am hard working do work long hours hope you patience and understanding .i am light smoker but trying to quit last I don’t drive .i do get time off. love to know you be friends and see how we feel. i am not pushy at all. have a very good weekendlove mrrandomstreamof consciousness. if you are understanding caring polite loving please get back.i promice you want be disappointed.love mrrandomstreamof consciousness

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Dear Mr Random Stream of Consciousness. Thanks for your email. I am afraid I don't have the foggiest idea what you've been rambling on about for the last 10 minutes, especially the bit about waving my arms and legs around. But you've stuck loads of cheesy emoticons at the end, so that makes it alright. When I say alright, I mean, it actually doesn't matter what you may have said previous to the emoticons, because the emoticons themselves have rendered the entire sentiment null and void. That and the fact that you can't drive. If it wasn't for the emoticons and distinct lack of driver's license, you would definitely have been in there. Oh, and maybe the multiple sign offs. And also the self-pity. And the fact you live in Heathrow's flightpath. I'll stop there...
Yours, so near but so far