Internet Berating

Desperate times call for desperate measures friends. Gone are the days of meeting your future spouse at a wedding or at work. Oh no. Nowadays, it's either e-dating or no dating. I'm not ashamed to admit to being an internet dating tourist, and one thing that impresses/distresses me more than anything are some of the messages that wheedle their way into my inbox. And some of these are just too good to be left unacknowledged. So here they are, in all their glory. Plus the replies I never sent.

28 August 2010

From Mr Cheese

hi im mr cheese im 43 south london side of surrey tell me did you hurt yourself when yiou fell from the heavens

Dear Mr Cheese. Thanks for your email. Oh dear lord no, not THIS again. May I refer you to a prior correspondent, and sincerely quest that you don't bring this up again:

http://internet-berating.blogspot.com/2010/08/from-mr-unintentional-existentialist.html

I bid you good day. Yours, despairingly.

Internet Berating

28 August 2010

From Mr Cheese

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